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John C. "JT" Teatime ([info]herfatherseyes) wrote,
@ 2007-09-17 21:39:00

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Entry tags:carcer, nny, rp

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[info]waste_lock
2007-09-19 02:51 am UTC (link)
John C. Teatime, pull up those jeans now! You're not a damn plumber.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-07 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Nice pants, haha. *leery wink*

What'd you do to yer eye?

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-07 09:48 pm UTC (link)
*beams* Why, thank you. I certainly thought so.

Oh, I didn't do anything. I was born like this. My daddy only has one eye, and I got it from him.

I'm JT, by the way. What's your name? *sticks hand out*

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-08 12:30 am UTC (link)
*shakes her hand, grinning* Carcer Dun. Just JT, or does it stand for somethin'?

So what happened to yer dad's eye, then?

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-08 02:16 am UTC (link)
*smiles* Pleased to meet you, Mister Dun.

My full name is John C. Teatime. My daddy's name is Jonathan and my other dad is Johnny. *shrugs* I guess they thought it was funny.

You know, I never really got the details. All I know is that it happened when he was young. I'm fairly certain that he did it to himself, anyway. It doesn't really matter.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-08 02:23 am UTC (link)
...other dad? *confused stare, with just a hint of terror* That means you're adopted or somethin', right? What happened to yer mum?

Himself? Doin' that to someone else I can unnerstand, haha, but....

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-08 02:43 am UTC (link)
*blank look for a second, before it clicks and she giggles* Oh, no, I'm not adopted. I was created in a conveniently-placed magical explosion, or something like that. I don't have a mother; my dads are my parents.

Doing that to someone else is quite fun, yes, but I know he had his reasons. He always does.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-08 02:47 am UTC (link)
Oh. Uh...that was only, like, a one-time thing, right? It couldn't just, you know, happen out of the blue or somethin'?

It's real fun, ain't it? Er, not that I'd know, o'course--I'm good upstandin' citizen, me, wouldn't never do somethin' like that--but thinkin' about it ain't a crime, right?

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-08 02:49 am UTC (link)
((OOC: TMOH has to go take a shower really quick, but she'll try to get back online ASAP. Also, is it possible to edit your comments on here?))

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-08 03:04 am UTC (link)
((OOC: I just showered too. :B And no, I don't think so, sadly. You can DELETE them, I think, but not edit them. But I'm not positive.))

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-08 03:16 am UTC (link)
((OOC: Okay, I'm back.))

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-08 03:19 am UTC (link)
((OOC: Hi! :D))

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-08 03:42 am UTC (link)
I really couldn't say. According to my parents, however, we used to live near some sort of magical university. So it wasn't completely random, I suppose.

*wide smile* Oh, very much so. They always make such funny noises. *bounces*

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-08 03:47 am UTC (link)
Wasn't Unseen University, was it? In Ankh-Morpork? I've only been up there once, meself, but considerin' what happened that time men havin' babies is practically normal, haha.

*looks around--he hasn't really noticed where they are up til now* What sort of place is this, now?

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-09 12:36 am UTC (link)
Yes, that's it! Are you from Ankh-Morpork, too? I don't know anyone else from there. Besides Daddy, of course.

*curious face* What happened when you were at the University?

*glances around as well* Looks like a café. I've never been here before.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-09 01:21 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I am. *grins even wider, if that's possible* Grew up in the Shades, I did. 'Course, we was better off than some; me dad was a butcher, so it weren't like we ever had to go hungry or nothin'.

Got sent back in time, I think--back to the good old days when a bloke like me could get himself a right good job in the Watch instead of gettin' chased by 'em. That's how I got up there in the first place, see. Called me a murderer, they did, and sent old Mister Vimesy after me. I got meself up on the rooftop, and wouldn't you know the lightnin' would decide to hit up there....

Huh. I'd prefer bein' in a bar, meself, but this ain't too bad, I guess.

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-09 02:53 am UTC (link)
I don't remember a lot about Ankh-Morpork, since we left when I was young, but what I remember was nice. *pause* But there's fast food and television here. So I don't miss it that much.

Oh my. That IS interesting. What all did you do in the past? Was it fun? And that was rather rude of them, calling you a murderer. Was there a reason for that? Are you?

I'm not entirely sure if I like it here or not. Though I could go for a frappuccino.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-09 03:08 am UTC (link)
Fast food? Television? *confused* Don't think I've ever heard o' that.... Where'd you say you live now?

Well, I found me way into the Watch, like I said--I was a sergeant in the Cable Street Particulars. You could say we was a sort o' plain-clothes coppers, haha. Can't tell you what all we did--government matters an' all that--but it was sure what I'd call fun. *huuuge grin*

Who, me? Now why would I want to kill anybody?

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-09 03:43 am UTC (link)
*pauses, and tilts head to the side* You do know that this isn't the Disc, right? Because it's not.

That does sound fun, though I don't think I'd like to be a cop. How'd you get back to the present, or did you? I'm afraid I don't know much about time-travel.

Oh, there are several reasons to kill a person. Self-defense, to make someone shut up... also it's a lot of fun. *smiles*

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-09 04:02 am UTC (link)
Really? Damn. What sort of place is this, then?

Oh, copperin's a lot more fun than you'd think. 'Specially when it comes time for the confessions....

To tell the truth, I'm not too sure meself. One minute I was gettin' ready to show old Vimesy what happens when you go 'round accusin' people of crimes they didn't commit, and the next I'm standin' in the middle of the shades without a stitch of clothes on me. *leers*

Are you a murderer, then, Miss? You certainly keep talkin' like it, but I sure wouldn't wanna accuse anybody of nothin' she didn't do....

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-10 12:53 am UTC (link)
((How would you feel about a protective father showing up?))

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-10 01:05 am UTC (link)
((HECK YES.))

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-10 01:07 am UTC (link)
*stalks over, scowling*

And what do you think you're doing with my daughter?

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-10 01:12 am UTC (link)
We're just talkin', mister, honest. *grins* Seems like we've got more'n a few interests, haha, in common.

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-10 01:14 am UTC (link)
It runs in the family. In a manner of speaking. And I tend to be interested in anyone paying so much attention to my little girl.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-10 01:19 am UTC (link)
Come on, mister, what's the harm in talkin'? I ain't never been in this place before and yer daughter was just bein' kind enough to show me around....

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-10 01:24 am UTC (link)
Make sure it stays *pulls out a butterfly knife and flicks it nimbly* at talking.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-10 01:27 am UTC (link)
'Course it will, mister! You don't have to go and threaten me or nothin'...

*produces a knife from...somewhere* After all, not bein' a murderer don't mean I can't defend meself, haha.

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-10 01:30 am UTC (link)
Are you gonna give me a reason to test that?

((OOC - let's wait for Hayz to come back now!))

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-10 01:35 am UTC (link)
((Okay. .D))

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-10 02:30 am UTC (link)
*has just been watching with interest for a while, but when the knives come out, she frowns and tugs on Johnny's shirt* Nny, please, that's really not necessary. He's been very nice and not stupid or annoying at all. *suddenly beams* He's from Ankh-Morpork, too!

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-10 02:32 am UTC (link)
*gets very, very alert when Ankh-Morpork is mentioned* Maybe the Assassins sent him.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-10 03:12 am UTC (link)
What, me? I'm no Assassin, mister! My family ain't nearly rich enough. *grins, brandishing the knife* I just don't wanna get caught off guard, that's all--I am from Ankh-Morpork, after all.

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-10 04:11 pm UTC (link)
*twirls his own knife, grinning malevolently* And that's just what you'd say if you were, too. I'm not going to let you get to Teatime, and I'm damn sure I won't let you use JT to do it.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-11 02:23 am UTC (link)
I don't know what you're talkin' about, Mister, and I ain't never met no Teatime before, neither. I told you I weren't doin' nothin' wrong, but it don't seem like you wanna listen.

*narrows eyes*...you ain't workin' for the Watch, now, are ya?

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-11 02:54 am UTC (link)
*pauses to remember what the Watch is*

*bursts out laughing*

You think that I'm...

*cracks up again*

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-11 03:14 am UTC (link)
*gigglefits at the idea*

I can assure you, Mister Dun, that Nny isn't part of the Watch. And, *to Johnny* I'm pretty sure that he's not going to try to hurt Daddy. Besides, if he does try, we can just cut his head off. But he hasn't done anything, and it's been rather nice talking to someone with similar interests outside of the family. *pouts*

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-11 03:23 am UTC (link)
...did I say somethin' funny? Normally I'm the one that's laughin'...

He's not? Well, he sure ain't got no right to accuse me of nothin', then. And what's all this about cuttin' off heads? I never hurt nobody what didn't try to hurt me, honest!

Nice talkin' to you, too, haha.

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-11 03:24 am UTC (link)
*grumbles* Couldn't it be someone your OWN AGE?!?

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-11 03:27 am UTC (link)
*genuinely confused look* What's that got to do with anything? I'm sure anybody what can talk's able to show me round just fine. Besides, I ain't seen anybody me own age round here yet.

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-11 03:48 am UTC (link)
Do you have any kids? I'm just looking out for her.

*to JT* Of course almost everyone is an idiot. But that just means you get to slice them up.

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-11 03:52 am UTC (link)
Well, yes, that's true. Makes the whole talking thing a little difficult, though.

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-11 03:55 am UTC (link)
But if they're idiots, why would you want to talk to them?

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-11 03:57 am UTC (link)
Not of me own, but me brother and sister've got loads, between 'em.

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[info]waste_lock
2007-10-11 04:00 am UTC (link)
So you don't understand. What it's like to need to protect someone.

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[info]herfatherseyes
2007-10-11 03:44 am UTC (link)
If you could find someone my age that's interesting and not a total fucking idiot, I'd be more than happy to talk to them. I sure haven't been able to find anyone.

*turns to Carcer and smiles brightly* Oh, I know you haven't. I'm just saying, should you ever decide that you would like to try to hurt myself or my parents, for whatever reason, head-cutting would eventually happen. Or something along those lines, I'm not that picky.

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[info]mister_dun
2007-10-11 03:59 am UTC (link)
Don't you worry, Miss JT, you'll all be right as rain long as you don't go tryin' to hurt me first. *grins*

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